December 2011
7 posts
I am a useless friend
Luke: How good are you at simple photoshop again?
Jay: Oh my, no skills whatsoever.
Luke: Why am I friends with you?
November 2011
23 posts
2 tags
Such inappropriateness
Me: No one wants to see Breaking Dawn Part 1! my creys.
Luke: Just go by yourself, that way you can masturbate over Jacob.
Gavin: Yes that's what i did.
October 2011
3 posts
August 2011
2 posts
2 tags
3 tags
When you get out of a pool:
lolsofunny:
Expectations
Reality.
June 2011
6 posts
Shawn
Shawn: Go and listen to some Take That, Jay.
Me: That was below the belt, Shawn.
Shawn: It was, it was aimed at the knee.
1 tag
"Don't move, there's a bug on your back."
brodes:
So true!
May 2011
9 posts
3 tags
Luke & Jay, being competitive. Me losing.
Luke: I've met Cheryl Cole. I win.
Me: I've met Mollie fricking King.
Luke: I've met Mother Teresa, bitch.
Me: I've met... the touch of Beyonce's hand.
Luke: I saw the Spice Girls in person turning Xmas Lights on.
Me: I saw it on VHS.